Jonathan Joestar

Jonathan Joestar is one of the main characters of the Milk in a Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with R.E.O. Speedwagon and their pets Danny and Diego. The adventure begins with Jonathan asking Speedwagon if he wants to go to 7/11 to get a slurpee, but ends up taking the entire donut heater with the donuts included. He pays for it by shitting out a gold bar on the cash register.

Personality
Jonathan Joestar is basically the same as the canon Jonathan, although a lot more dulled down and energetic. For some reason Erina doesn't exist, so people assume that Jonathan is in a relationship with Speedwagon. Is he? We literally have no idea.

Jonathan is a narcoleptic, randomly falling asleep and tends to wake up in random places, Funny Valentine's yard being one of them. He seems to be the only one that owns a house, although does not own a restaurant or shop.

Family

 * R.E.O. Speedwagon: Their true relationship is unknown.

Trivia
Jonathan has been said to have signed twelve "Abstinence 'Til Marriage" cards.