Crusty DIO

Crusty DIO is a minor antagonist of Milk in the Coca Cola Glass lore. His first appearance was at 7/11. He rarely plays a central role in the story and is most often delegated to being a nuisance to other characters and society as a whole.

Personality
Crusty DIO is a more lecherous, less charismatic version and more verbose version of DIO BRANDO. He is notable for being adverse to bathing and all forms of personal hygiene, seeing people's avoidance of him as a distinctive advantage.

History
Crusty DIO's origins are unknown. His first appearance was at 7/11, debuting alongside Sadkyoin. He complained to DIO BRANDO and Enrico Pucci about the clerk at the register not accepting shekels as legal tender to pay for his Slurpee, and subsequently asking him to leave due to his odor.

Later he was seen at an unnamed grocery store, deciding to stick around Cashier to prolong the minimum wage worker's suffering. He was later captured by Small Dio and Jonathan Joestar, because they theorized that his "crust" could be used as a vaccine for Coronavirus.

Trivia
-It is mentioned multiple times that Crusty DIO's skin flakes off at an excessive rate. It is shown to be exceedingly bothersome to the general public when they must bear witness to it. Crusty DIO is shown to be offering to sell jars of his skin flakes to Kishibe Rohan through DIO BRANDO's retailer.

-It is heavily implied that Crusty DIO has a breastfeeding fetish, as evidenced by his enjoyment of his encounter with Enrico Pucci at the grocery store.

-Crusty DIO is capable of raising his voice to be loud enough to be heard echoing from across from an entire town, although it is unknown whether or not this only applies to when he is having an orgasm.

-Crusty DIO has canonically expressed interest in Lip Smackers brand lip balm, particularly a preference for the Coca Cola flavor.