Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Crinkly Valentine and their stands, Crinkly Cute Conkling Created for Dick and Nasty shits done for nothin'. He first appeared in the Nonexistent Slushie arc, and has been a recurring character ever since. Funny Valentine's stand, C4D, was given to him by DIO OVER HEAVEN in exchange for his revival.C4D's power is the same as his original stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C), which allows it's user to pass into parallel worlds at will and pull people from them back into his world. If a person comes into contact with themselves from an alternative world, both of them will be destroyed. Unfortunately, C4D

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

Personality
Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

Family

 * Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
 * Danny: Pet
 * Diego Brando: Pet

Friends

 * BARON ZEPPELIIIIII

Enemies

 * FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
 * Grease Pit DIO

7/11 Arc

 * Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

Non-Existent Slushie Arc

 * Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

New Neighbours Arc

 * Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

Trivia

 * Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.