Crinkly Valentine

Crinkly Valentine is one of the main characters in Milk in the Coca Cola Glass. He lives with Funny Valentine, his alternate self, and their stands, Crinkly Cute Conkling Created for Dick and Nasty shits done for nothin'. He teleported in Funny Valentine's yard and has since lived with him and accompanies him in their adventures. Crinkly Valentine's stand, Nasty shits done for nothin', is a lazier version of Funny Valentine's original stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, which has the ability to teleport the user to other dimensions and places, as well as to teleport other versions of himself to his place.

Personality
Crinkly Valentine is a more selfish, evil, and racist than Funny Valentine is as a president. He often insults other people and causing disturbances and being an overall nuisance. He somewhat cares for Funny Valentine as well as his stand the longer he and his stand lives with them. He treats his own stand as a best friend.

Family

 * Funny Valentine: Alternate self
 * Crinkly Cute Conkling Created for Dick: Alternate self's Stand
 * Nasty shits done for nothin': Stand

Friends

 * Tubbs
 * Grease Pit DIO
 * Lardtaro
 * Fat DIO

Enemies

 * Johnny Joestar
 * Gyro Zeppeli
 * Diego Brando
 * Caesar Zeppeli

New Neighbours Arc

 * Crinkly Valentine appeared in the beginning of the arc, teleporting in the yard of Funny Valentine and decided to live with him, along with his stand Nasty shits done for nothin'. Nasty shits done for nothin' and Funny Valentine's stand, Crinkly Cute Conkling Created for Dick got along pretty quickly as well as Crinkly and Funny. Throughout the arc, Crinkly often calls Funny as a "weeb," because of his stand having a personality of a Japanese girl.

Club Wars Arc

 * Crinkly Valentine appeared as a side character, entering in clubs because he was finding pairs of boobs. He didn't find any by the end of the arc and went home, much to his dismay.

Trivia

 * Crinkly Valentine hides it, but he is a professional gamer, due to his stand being one as well.
 * He tends to break the 4th wall often.