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Speedwagon is one of the main characters in the Milk in the Coca Cola Glass series. He lives with Jonathan Joestar and their pets, Danny and Diego. He was part of the beginning of the series when he and Jonathan went to the 7/11 to buy doughnuts. Speedwagon's "stand" is the Ogre Street Shits which are just Kempo Master and Tattoo spawned out of nowhere.

Speedwagon is the "real" Speedwagon, as he has multiple clones: FTM Lesbian Speedwagon, Crusty Eyepatch Old Speedwagon, Speedtaur, Rare Albino Speedwagon, Mermaid Speedwagon, MTF Speedwagon, and Screamwagon.

Personality
Speedwagon's personality is basically the same as he is in JJBA but slightly more impeccable because the RP makes no sense to begin with. He yells and screams a lot, and also swears, and he hates the crusty people or the ones that spam fetishes. He is slightly obsessed with Jonathan, and follows him everywhere. Speedwagon often threatens to kill anyone crusty or being annoying with a hat.

Family

 * Jonathan Joestar: Their true relationship is unknown.
 * Danny: Pet
 * Diego Brando: Pet

Friends

 * BARON ZEPPELIIIIII

Enemies

 * FTM Lesbian Speedwagon
 * Grease Pit DIO

7/11 Arc

 * Speedwagon was one of the first characters to appear in the series as he was apart of the 7/11 arc with Jonathan.

Non-Existent Slushie Arc

 * Speedwagon defended Jonathan in this arc when Jonathan was accused of stealing slushies that never actually existed. He even checked the garbage can for evidence because he didn't want Jonathan to have to provide evidence in the way they were asking.

New Neighbours Arc

 * Speedwagon unintentionally gave Jonathan a migraine because of his stand clipping through the doorway and making really loud noises that hurt Jonathan's ears. Later, he makes it worse by screaming at Screamwagon for screaming.

Trivia

 * Speedwagon doesn't really seem to like most of his clones, and usually is weirded out by any of them when he encounters them.